I could take your money with dice and cards, but I never could beat you at cribbage.

You will be missed.  A lot.

Learning French for Kids

I saw this while walking by a bookstore the other day in Cairo.  I don’t recall the kids in South Park speaking French, but I imagine Kenny can jump from his native English to fluent French and Arabic without any problems.  Around the corner was a book in Arabic with the faces of Hitler, bin Laden, and Bill Gates on the cover.  I’m not entirely sure what that was about.

Can’t wait to have my own personal translator here to fill me on all that I am clearly missing in the written Arabic word.

After 7 long weeks in Egypt, I finally have a functioning internet connection at home.  Stay tuned.